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Ja niin edelleen. Vastaavaa mainostusta on Black Beltit täynnä. Tohtori la Tourettella on myös erilliset nettisivut, joissa hän kauppaa ties mitä energiaparannusta ja muuta huuhaata: http://www.johnlatourrette.com/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;Dear Friend,
Look! I used to train hard. The 4-hour workouts. 7 days a week, every week!
But I didn't start getting real fast hitting speed until I did less- a lot less! It all started when I met the SPEED MAN.
First, let me ask you a question. Have you ever seen a real human move with the speed and deadly agility of a hungry panther on Benzedrine?
Well, I have.
Here's how it happened.
It was a one day seminar held in Colorado Springs, the home of the United States Olympic Training Center. Most of us had never used SPEED TRAINING before. In fact, some of us had never heard of Dr. La Tourrette! We were a bit nervous about how it would all turn out, but La Tourrette was Great!
It was a one day seminar held in Colorado Springs, the home of the United States Olympic Training Center. Most of us had never used SPEED TRAINING before. In fact, some of us had never heard of Dr. La Tourrette! We were a bit nervous about how it would all turn out, but La Tourrette was Great!
It started by the SPEED MAN asking me to hit him. So I did. I threw a right haymaker through his head. He exploded into action just like he was Dirty Harry. His controlled eruption of lightning-fast devastation flowed over me as I tried to scream. In under 2 seconds the SPEED MAN had churned me up and spit me out with a total of 24 nerve-slamming, gonad- bouncing hits. That's when I knew about REAL-GOOD-FAST Speed Hitting. I mean I really knew, because I had felt it.
This SPEED MAN could annihilate me, all my friends, all of us, within seconds and not spill his morning coffee. I have seen him in action. I have been touched by him in a way that sent me flying across the room, and I never even saw his arm move!
Noh, markkinointi on markkinointia ja Paul Vunakilla ja Demi Barbitollakin on hupaisia markkinointiratkaisuja, joten voihan SPEED MAN olla hyväkin. Haluatte tietysti nähdä miehen toiminnassa. Olkaa hyvä, SPEED MAN in action:
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Tästä varmaan ymmärtääkin miksi Kempoa kutsutaan joskus vähemmän imartelevasti nimellä "Art of Slapping". Eli äijä vain pyörittelee käsiään ilman että lyönneissä on mitään voimaa takana. Hupaisinta on kuitenkin se ettei hän edes ole mikään erityisen nopea liikkeissään.